01 wall street trader·02 crypto degen·03 retail newbie·04 nft artist·05 venture bro·06 anon hacker·07 yield farmer·08 memecoin chaser·09 chart addict·10 rugged founder·11 airdrop maxi·12 bagholder grandma·there is no 13·01 wall street trader·02 crypto degen·03 retail newbie·04 nft artist·05 venture bro·06 anon hacker·07 yield farmer·08 memecoin chaser·09 chart addict·10 rugged founder·11 airdrop maxi·12 bagholder grandma·there is no 13·
the whitelist is not sold. it is earned — on a manifest you can read
before we do.
the lot
collector figures. still in the box. a sealed unit.
every box has a certificate inside. your rank is printed on it. that's the entire utility.
one production run. the mold was destroyed after casting.
you can't buy a place on the manifest.
allocation
x, github, on-chain history. the formula is published first. it does not change.
more wallets are ranked than units minted. phase 1 is first. phase 2 takes what is left.
mint allocation
phase 1
ranks 1–5000. 24 hours. first come, first served.
phase 2
ranks 5001–10000. opens on the remainder. first come, first served.
gtd
100 contributor spots. top 25 each week, four weeks. one per person.
price
free. you pay gas.
chain
robinhood chain. opensea.
reveal
within 24 hours. the blister stays sealed. reveal is not opening.
the manifest
the public ranking of the lot. who gets a box. you can read it before we do.
manifest opens: date not set.
rank
wallet
x
score
github
band
loading the manifest…
what counts
three things are read, and they do not count the same. what counts is listed
here. the weights are ours and stay ours until the board freezes. below the
entry line you are not listed.
01
chain
weighs the most
robinhood chainread first, and read hardest
other evmthe chains you already used, counted after it
perpshyperliquid today, more venues later
history counts up to the launch date, not after. a wallet warmed up next week is a wallet warmed up next week.
02
x
weighs less
agehow long the account has existed
real reachwho actually reads you
verificationcounted, not decisive
bought followers do not help. that is the whole reason reach is not the only thing read.
03
github
weighs the least
account agehow long you have been there
merged pull requestsinto other people's repositories, during the campaign
history is purchasable. work done while the board is open is not. that is why the second line matters more than the first.
x and github are optional. the wallet alone can put you on the board.
you link them once, from this page, read-only. the wallet signs a plain text
message. no transaction, no funds move, ever.
sku sheet
twelve types. there is no 13. the type is not the rarity — the material is. every other axis rides on top of it.
01
wall street traderheld it through three earnings calls
02
crypto degenup 40x on paper, once
03
retail newbiebought the top, read the book after
04
nft artistminted it, listed it, waited
05
venture brothe round closes next quarter, always
06
anon hackerknew the exploit, not the exit
07
yield farmerthe pool was paying 900% on tuesday
08
memecoin chaserit only needed one more push
09
chart addictthe level held every time but this one
10
rugged founderthe treasury is fine, the team is fine
11
airdrop maxieleven wallets, one snapshot missed
12
bagholder grandmashe is not selling, she never was
the mythics
thirteen one-of-ones. everybody recognises them. nobody is named. the number is
what each one failed to realize, counted down from a hundred.
100
the unsignedhe never moved the coins
99
ghost chain kidwrote the chain, never took the exit
98
the bandananever sold the ticket
97
exchange unclesaid the funds were safu
96
the jacketthe jacket never came off
95
laser maxinever sold, never will
94
the realizerhe sold
93
the dissentthe dissent stayed sealed
92
the yes ticketthe ticket was yes
91
the unsealedthe books were fine
90
the optimistthe network was fast that day
89
the bidderbought the joke, ate the receipt
88
listing guylisted everything but the exit
a mythic is not a material. it can arrive matte or chromed, sealed or opened. each
one has its own face, its own build, its own hair — the pose, the frame and the
light are all they share. you know them by the look and by the thing they are still
holding. no names, and no portraits.
rarity
the material is the tier. you read it off the picture.
you read the tier off the picture. chrome is legendary because at thumbnail
size it is a different object, not a shinier one. there is no rarity table to
consult and no score that turns a matte figure into a legendary one.
trait axes
axis
values
material
matte vinyl · gloss vinyl · ceramic · plush · carved wood · metal · jelly · chrome · blown glass · unpainted primer. ten finishes. this is the axis that sets the tier.
type
the twelve above. split evenly. holding a rarer type is not a thing.
background
field blue · warehouse grey · night navy · warm sand · pack green · blister yellow. flat fill, no scene.
blister
mint · creased · sun-faded · scratch · opened. mint is the norm at 73%. opened is about 1% and is a state, not a tier — it does not make a figure legendary.
bag
none for three quarters of the lot. the rest carry a sack of something that went to zero, one of eight, about 3% each. the bag takes the place of the figure's own prop.
questions
what is the utility?
a certificate with your rank on it. that's the entire utility.
who is behind this?
nobody you'd recognize.
when is the roadmap?
the boxes stay closed. that's the roadmap.
does connecting a wallet cost anything?
no. you sign a plain text message. no transaction is sent, no funds move.